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Thrive in the bay of Monterey. A teacher of mine who has been all over world told me "I've been to japan, India, Paris, Africa, (over 25 different countries), and for some reason I love it here.. The weather, the ambience, the life." he certainly answered the question of mine "why Monterey county CA?" i get a bit random at times. just like this blog. i will say what i wanna say. are you ready? i know what i am, who I am, and what i do, the only difference between me and you: which one is it? i will become what i plan to be and ps: This world doesn't affect me, I affect the world. |
| A (literally, not being mean here) mental kid came to our lunch table. And addressed us with valuable info. ALL OF THIS IS FUCKING TRUE. Me and my girlfriend were sitting at the table. He starts talking to us at the top of his lungs, every word as loud as the one before | |
| The Kid: | I have the secret formula to make a relationship last forever!!! |
| Us: | really what is it :D |
| Kid: | you will need a girlfriend. A bed. Barbeque sauce. Ketchup. |
| Girl at table: | what about mustard? |
| Kid: | thats fine too. And A heater with temp dial. |
| Us: | what do we do? |
| Kid: | first you ask your girl if you what sleep together. |
| If that is yes then you kick all the sheets off your bed and get naked! | |
| Us: | <fucking peeing our pants from this kid> |
| Kid: | Then you spread BBQ sauce, ketchup (and or mustard what ever you want!) all over yourselves. |
| Then you turn the heater to 80 degrees fahrenheit and wait 30 mins. | |
| Then after 30 mins, you eat each other up and out and enjoy. Thank you!!! Bye bye. | |
| Us and surround people who heard: | SHITTING BRICKS AND LMAO |
| Then: | he leaves and we calm down. |
| My GF: | did you right all of that down? |
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